Shoresy – Season 1 Polls 391Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite EpisodeThanks for your answer! Never Lose Again27 Veteran Presence71 Know Your Role30 If You Can't Win Don't Play63 Hockey Brings People Together78 Don't Poke The Bear122 368Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite Episode 1 ClipsThanks for your answer! Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet!46 Fer what?!54 Shoresy. Who? Shoresy. Him. Shoresy7 Give yer balls a tug.12 This team is so fuckin' bad!8 Hey! If you're the owner of a black F150 with a license plate JKLK084, you're lights are on. Also, if you're a fuckin' loser who just got pumped 5 - Goose...6 Because, if I'm gonna cry, I wanna be in and out of it before Nat gets here.31 The only reason I’m not crying now is cos I already cried a little bit.32 Your moms twat is so swampy ducks unlimited won’t even touch her29 The amount of times your mum has faked a jellyfish sting to get me to piss on her.81 If you interrupt me one more time you might as well call Tendy’s dog mom to come pick you up7 Huh?!45 So dumb!14 Do the math!2 Min votes count should be 1 315Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite Episode 2 ClipsThanks for your answer! Ever been sittin' across from someone, just trying to have a normal conversation, fightin' every urge inside yourself to just scream out "YEAH!"?99 Aren't you dating a girl?2 God'd I be good to ya.74 Maybe if ya says Jim a different way for each of the boys from where you're too...This is not fuckin' Andrew Lloyd Webber presents "The Jims".91 Klumpenhouwer. Blankenbiller. De Bardeladen. Schowengerdtner. Van Zandermeulen. De Rentmeester. Van Benschoten. Sollenbergerstadt. And of course... The Apeldoorns.12 He’ll talk a wee bit, too, hey Big Sex?11 Chicken’s unbelievable12 Sticks are unbelievable17 Min votes count should be 1 295Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite Episode 3 ClipsThanks for your answer! You ready? Good, 'cause you're goin! Yeah WHOO!60 It's not fuckin' bullying, everybody's so soft. It's tough love. What's the difference?...Hell yeah, fuck yeah.43 Alright, boys. We're not losing to a team who got their buckets at fuckin' Giant Tiger.... It's the best fuckin' idea I ever heard in my life.30 You have any chicken fingers? Like, for your little brother?...5 Pitter Patters for the Sudbury Cantaloupe Cockapoos.46 I want an apology from Sanguinet. Sure. And Shoresy. Shit!28 You're gonna have Bauer stamped on your fucking bicuspids.53 You ever have goji berries?9 Shoresy's chirps to antagonize Apeldoorn into jabbing him in the face, giving him free access to pass the puck to Dolo for the beer league special.29 Min votes count should be 1 288Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite Episode 4 ClipsThanks for your answer! Are you AND your family lookin' for somethin' to do on a Sudbury Saturday night?21 I hate this story, don't be fat and feel better. Nah, it's figure out what makes you feel good.2 Get a room, ya fuckin' sister-wife.41 Oh my God! No way! Laura Mohr's the hottest girl in Sudbury, ya idiot! ...Oh, hey Laura!52 Listen, you're gonna apologize to him. Fer what?! ...You can't just hold that over my head every time you need something. Yes she can. Well, she can, but she shouldn't.14 Do we have a chance without them? ... If ya can't win, don't play. What?!16 Hitch you’re such a fuckin’ beauty, I sometimes forget what an odd-lookin’ East Coast cunt y’are.133 " ONE THOUSAND AND ONE!!!"9 "I was as big as an International House of Pancakes!"3 Min votes count should be 1 275Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite Episode 5 ClipsThanks for your answer! Loyal to the soil, b'ys! Loyal to the soil!38 What the fuck? What? What do you mean "What?" What do you mean "What the fuck?" ... or "What the fuck?!" regarding everyone in here eating ice cream?76 Why'd you start a brawl? If ya can't win, don't play. What happened to "Never lose again"? I know what happened to bums in seats.30 Other than bein' enforcers, I mean just to fuckin' look at them is like... Yeah, they look a bit like they've maybe touched an animal's junk before.37 Gentlemen, I'd like to offer my deepest and sincerest apologies for being a turkey... We'll escort you there.23 We're gonna show these guys that NOTHING comes easy in the Sudbury Arena.... the guy who never misses that's why they call him Marksman Michaels. You ready?! Ready Sanger!26 You ever have a bacon wrapped water chestnut?9 The warmup brawl scene, no dialog needed38 Min votes count should be 1 295Shoresy Season 1 - Favorite Episode 6 ClipsThanks for your answer! Who's the bear?8 He has a mouth on him. No argument there. Is he still pushing up on you? ... We do what we say we're gonna do. You already printed it, didn't you? That a problem?8 JJ?! Tit fucker! JJ! Tit fucker! ... and, the last one, whatever your fuckin' name is. She don't even know me name! Um... Twelve Inch Cunt. Been called worse.101 We can't just lose. It's the last game in this barn, gotta win somethin'. ... Let's give 'em a show, boys. Let's give 'em the fuckin' lumber.67 Fuck you, Shoresy. Fer what? Whadda ya mean "Fer what?" You know the deal. ... So, if I keep this team going, how're you gonna raise your game? What're you gonna do differently?26 Big Sexual!?!?86 Min votes count should be 1
