Super Soft Birthday

You can’t avoid awkward boners in 9th grade…

Letterkenny Season 1, Episode 2 – Super Soft Birthday

• Guest host:  Chelsea Ireland – No Subject Podcast
• Chelsea’s introduction to Letterkenny started off annoying
• Dumb humor done cleverly.
• “FERDA!!!”
• Bring Letterkenny Live to Seattle!!!
• This episode has a special meaning for all of us.
  
• Episode 1 recap
• Schmelts
• Jacob Tierney’s awards for Letterkenny writting
• Original YouTube episodes:  https://www.youtube.com/user/PlayFunGamesPictures/videos
• Watching with subtitles because of the face-paced dialog
• Chelsea’s favorite line:  “Big city titties, boys!”
• Daryl’s Super Soft Birthday
• Daryl’s awkward boners
• Dary’s yogurt affinity
• Ducks with boners
• The fight lineup
  • Sled Ted
  • Rat-ass
    • Back acne
    • Shitty Wolerverine
  • Joint Boy
• “End of the lane way.  Don’t come up the property”
• Reilly and Jonesy are afraid of Wayne
• We all love Katy
• The first time there’s ever been a non-monogamous character that’s normalized on a major hit TV series
• “We’re havin’ babies”
• Vas defrens
• Florida State seminal vesicles
• Accessories – Don’t go too kookie with them
• “That’s what I appreciates about you.”
• Banana Boat sunscreen
• Hicks, sitting in a barn, talking about perfumes
• Planning the super soft party
• Rat-ass fight
• Wayne’s no-look punch to dart pull
• Reilly and Jonesy: fuck-ups
• “Not very good Charlotte” / “YesFX”
• Squirrelly Dan’s Katy crush
• Joint Boy talk – “Surly uncles”
• The Ginger and the ostrich
• “Allegedly”
• The party!
• Wayne dislikes cream cheese like a toddler hates broccoli
• Joint Boy and Alexander are 2nd cousins
• The Joint Boy fight
• Joel Gagne – A real life MMA fighter?
• Joint Boy is a bucket of muscles
• Tiara wants to fight (aka “fuck”) Joint Boy
• Joel Gagne and Dominic Purcell: Separated at birth?
  
• Dary and Dan chatting about how the party is really for Wayne and Katy
• How much schneef has Squirrelly Dan done?
• Dary:  “Do you know what ‘dick dingers‘ are?”
  Dan:    *pregnant pause*  “Yeah…”:
  • https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick%20dinger
• Unanswered questions:
  • Are Wayne and Katy Jehovah’s Witnesses?
  • Where are their parents?
  • Why didn’t they celebrate their birthdays?
  • Are they orphans?
  • Does Katy have a job?
  • What city is “the city”? – Ottawa and Toronto are too far away
  • If Katy doesn’t like Daryl, why does she go through so much trouble for his birthday party?
• “Sandos and nappies”
• Who would Chelsea fight? – Gail
• Surprises? – That Dary’s mom would treat him like that throughout his childhood.
• They’re all “family”
• Final thoughts
• Next episode:  Fartbook
  • “I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.”

Intro Music:  3 Legged Dog – by Hard Money Saints

Outro Music:  Ol’ Grey Dog – by  Hard Money Saints